Did someone beside me notice the irony of Nexus leader Wade Barrett telling the world that Cena being the ref in his match "wasn't fair"? You beat Cena*cough* seven on one *cough* and talk about unfair now? But hey, the audience was really into it, so his speach probably gained more heat than this guys got ever before. And it was hilarious watching how Barrett was booed whenever he started with "last night".
Two weeks no Wrestling and what I didn't miss was the laptop ordering guys around 6:24 in the show. There are things that never change...
CM Punk on commentary. Yeeees.
There was some shameless pandering of WM XXVII by the WWE after one commercial. But hey, they need to do it. The pre-sale of Wrestlemania tickets hasn't been that bad in years (I don't remember the actual number), so they obviously have to do something about it. WWE of course could just as well do something about their product, but we all know that that's the last they think about.
Sheamus vs. R-Truth was an okay match. For some reason I didn't really enjoy it, but there were some good spots in there and it took a while actually. At least they gave the guys some time to tell a little story.
After that we got a LayCool segment. I don't like them. Most people watching wrestling don't like them for various reasons, but at least I stilll laughed. If I were Nataly I'd said that I didn't know them too.
...and can someone please tell me what the reason was for this Santino-segment?
Ezekiel Jackson vs. the Miz aka Riley was next (Random info: Ezekiel was a prophet in the Old Testament, there is even a Book of Eezekiel). And yeah, I typed that sentence before Riley walked out to Miz music. How did I know? Foreshadowing? Riley is a punshing bag by the way ... but hey, now he is the Champ's punshing bag. There are worse positions to be in on RAW. Plus he got arrested for DUI (that's how you call it, right?) so the guy can be lucky that he still has a job. Wrestlers have been fired for less.
Ezekiel punched A-Ry (how do you write this stupid nickname?) right into oblivion - see you again the next time Miz doesn't want to get his ass handed to him, Riley.
Cena came in. The audience went nuts. My dad screamed "Quiet this noise down!". I loled.
Joke aside - I could actually like this angle if Cena is really off for a few months now. But since we all know WWE, he'll be back in about three weeks and that just makes it crappy booking. But yeah, his promo was still good, there was a lot of emotion behind it (a wrestler crying on TV is still pretty rare). And the chant-war was brilliant, by the way. You saw that Cenat totally enjoyed doing this. The guy actually can be funny after all. I even would've chanted "Let's go Cena" along for this one time. So we just have to see what's gonna happen with him in future, I pressume.
Like I said, the whole thing was done pretty well ... until Cena walked out of the building in his ring gear, for
God's sake ... but yeah, what did I expect from WWE?
CM Punk on commentary is so gold. "Bree Bella is a 4.", tell the world how it really is, Punk. The match between Bryan and DiBiase was on the good side but way too short. I didn't watch Suvrivor Series so I can't compare it to that match, but you saw that they're both good workers. I mean Ted DiBiase can wrestle. The shitty storyline isn't his fault ...and does Bryan win every match with the Le Belle Lock?
Now we got the mandatory Divas match what led me to the question "How many Divas are left in the WWE?" Natalya, because she is third generation (first 3rd generation women's wrestler to be exact), Beth Phoenix because she too can wrestle, the Bella twins because they apparently look hot on the arm of some guest host and LayCool because Michelle's surename is McTaker. Any else? Okay, Eve and Maryse who belong to R-Truth and DiBiase respectively ...and Alicia Fox who can do nothing. Jillian got fired apparently.
Damn, I needed like 10 minutes to name them all - and I think I'm still missing some of them ... doesn't matter anyway. Natalya won obviously. Follow-up: Jep, I forgot Melina. Happens.
Alicia Fox is a 9.8 when the Bella is a 4. Seriously Punk? Give Maryse the 9.8 or Michelle for all I care but Alicia... urghh. The guy is lucky that none of his (ex-)girlfriends was in that ring. I wonder what Beth Phoenix would've done to him if he'd given her a 6 or something like that.
Tyson Kidd has is own
Randy Orton came out next followed by the lot of the Nexus who beat him up a bit and injured his left knee (why do I even write that it was the left knee? It's not like we're in Mexico...). After that he wasn't in the condition to walk, aka stuck in a kind of handicap match. Barrett squarrled a little with the ref before the actual match and the ref just told him something along the line of "It's my decision ,bastard. No fuck off."
Orton shouted at said ref to "Ring the bell" after he fussed around a little and he did as the still-Champ told him. Barrett got beaten by a Viper with only one leg (get it?) for a short time here, what in itself was hilarious, but then got some momentum behind him when he started to further work on Ortons injured knee. Then we had one bad announcer plus one announcer turned bad plus CM Punk all talking at the same time while Barrett and the Viper exchanged blows back and forth. It was a little confusing to watch, I have to admit.
Finally we get to the point where Orton was down and Barrett went for the pin. He won? Duh, wrong. John Cena appeared from out of nowhere, grabbed the ref from behind, dragged him outside the ring and then delivered an Attitute Adjustment (AA in whatever language Cole speaks) to the englishman which in turn allowed Randy Orton to give the Nexus leader an RKO.
Now, why was John Cena back after said his goodbye to the fans not even what, an hour ago? If you seriously ask yourself that question, you're using logic on a WWE product - let me tell you to never do this, because the WWE product alsways wins. If you want to see logic, go do some math ... and that dear readers, is what I called "crappy booking" some lines further up in this article.
Oh, and ... Karma is a bitch, Barrett. Cena told you.
If you think it was over now... you're dead wrong, because suddenly "I Came To Play" played and there came the Miz (witch Alex Riley) to cash in his Money in the Bank briefcase. There was a short brawl, Randy went for the RKO which Miz counterd into the Skull Crushing Finale. 1, 2, 3. Yeeeees. The Miz is your new WWE Champion.
Punk said "I have been there" and I remeber reading somewhere that The Miz is to Randy Orton what CM Punk was to Jeff Hardy... only that I do not begrudge the Miz for cashing in and winning like I did with Punk.
They showed Miz and Riley celebrating and the sad/angry faces of some kids and a handful women. Would I've been there you would've seen a blondie with a big fat grin on her face by the way ;) Congratulations to The Miz for winning his first big title. It most likely won't be his last.
End of show, end of article. Kate over and out.
Because this girl obviously put a lot of efford into that shirt.
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